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Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 17:58 #1
Avatar billede majsmarken Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 17:59 #2
Senast spelade låtar:
2004-10-19 17:44:52 LAZYBOY - FACTS OF LIFE
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:00 #3
...og yes, den er lavet af ham der IKKE er Rene Diff fra Aqua
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:01 #4
Søren Rasted (tror det staves så'n)
Avatar billede majsmarken Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:01 #5
Det var sgu' hurtigt !!!
Lige det - ja
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:01 #6
Dessuden er det meste af det der bliver sagt noget værre vrøvl.
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:02 #7
Avatar billede vejmand Juniormester
19. oktober 2004 - 18:02 #8
Her er to forskellige, ved ikke hvilken du søger.  c",)

Facts Of Life
by Lazyboy

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Submitted by : Blackrainarea
Corrected by : 


This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bae facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
- so help me god

Did you know, that 1 out of 4 americans has appered on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites?
Every day 21 newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents
The average person swallows 8 spiders in a year
Cannabis is the most widely abused druk in the world
The average person laughs 13 times a day
Elvis was originally blond
The average age of first intercourse is 15,3 years old
The average erect penis is 5,2" long - and 4,2" circumcised
Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food from freezing
41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously
20% of all females have had at least 1 homosexsual eksperience
Did you know, that there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle-creme?

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
Bae facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...

22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster that an ambulance in Great Britian
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm
3 people die every year, testing if a 9 volt batteri works on their tongue
The 'Guiness Book Of Records' holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public libraries
Butterflies taste with their feet
5% of the population is gay
The worlds best known word is 'okay', the second most well-known word is 'Coca-Cola'
The giraf can clean its ears with its tongue
Charles Chaplin once won 3. price in a 'Charles Chaplin look-a-like contest'
In 1995 a japanese trawler sank because a russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30.000 feet
Only one book has been printet in more copies than the bible - the IKEA-catalogue

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
- the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
These are the facts of the life that we live
This is who we are
The facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...

1 cigaret takes away five minutes of a person's life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth - today we are 6 billion people
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
'Donald Duck' was banned in Finland, because he doesn't wear pants
74% of all nudist-females are nudists, because their husbands are nudists
More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders
21% of all traffic accidents happen because the driver falls asleep
Did you know that originally a danish guy invented the burglar alarm - unfortunately it got stolen

This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Yeah, yeah...
This is who we are
Bare facts of the live we live
This is who we are, this is what we do
This is who we are, this is what we do

- so help me God


Facts Of Life
by Adam Gregory

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Submitted by : KRISTY
Corrected by : 


LONG AGO MY DADDY SPOKE UP HE SAID SON I THINK
YOUR OLD ENOUGH SO PULL UP A CHAIR AND SIT DOWN HERE
WITH ME
I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT WAS COMING NEXT MYSTERIES
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX BOYS AND GIRLS AND BIRDS AND
BEES
A FATHER SON CONVERSATION A LITTLE HEART TO HEART
ADVICE
HE SAID IT'S TIME YOU LEARN THE FACTS OF LIFE

YOU BETTER SHOOT STRAIGHT AND HAVE FAITH
THAT YOUR PRAYERS ARE HEARD
AND WHEN YOU GIVE A HANDSHAKE MAKE NO MISTAKE
THAT YOUR GIVING YOUR WORD
SON YOU'LL PROBABLY GET IT WRONG WAY BEFORE YOU
GET IT RIGHT
WITHOUT THE LOWS YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE HIGHS
THESE ARE THE FACTS OF LIFE

THE'RE CALLED GROWING PAINS BECAUSE THEY HURT
IF YOU SPIT IN THE WIND WEAR A DIRTY SHIRT
DON'T TRY TO TALK WHEN YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF FOOD
WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE GIVE A GIRL YOU COAT
BE KIND TO FOLKS THAT ARE GROWING OLD CAUSE
IN THEIR HEARTS THEY FEEL LIKE 14 TOO
AND ALWAYS TIP YOUR WAITRESS CAUSE SHE MIGHT HAVE
A CHILD OR TWO
BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH

IT DON'T MAKE YOU WEAK TO TURN YOUR CHEEK FOR
A MAN TO CRY
ALWAYS STAND TALL AND IF YOU GET IT WRONG BOY
APOLIGIZE
AND IF YOU FIND A LOVE THAT MOVES YOU OH YOU
BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT
YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT
THESE ARE THE FACTS OF LIFE

AND I STILL HOLD ON TO EACH WORD HE SAID
AND I LIVE THEM NOW

SHOOT STRAIGHT AND HAVE FAITH THAT YOUR PRAYERS
ARE HEARD
AND WHEN YOU GIVE A HANDSHAKE MAKE NO MISTAKE
THAT YOU'RE GIVING YOUR WORD
AND SON YOU'LL PROBABLY GET IT WRONG WAY BEFORE
YOU GET IT RIGHT
WITHOUT THE LOWS YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE HIGHS
YOU MIGHT JUST HAVE ONE CHANCE TO GET IT RIGHT
THESE ARE THE FACTS OF LIFE

FACTS OF LIFE
Avatar billede vejmand Juniormester
19. oktober 2004 - 18:04 #9
Sorry, glemte at opdatere.  ;-(
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:06 #10
Kender desværre ikke lige andre tekster, der byder på så mange facts - hvis det altså er "facts" du er ude efter. Håber det var svar nok alligevel :o)
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:06 #11
Den er bare så dårlig den tekst. Så læs hellere teksten til Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen, det er originalt skrevet af en journalist.
Og det er jo også det nummer som Rasted har fået kraftig inspiration fra.
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:07 #12
Vejmand> alt forladt! Det kan jo ske.
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:07 #13
Jeg bitcher lige lidt mere :D
Det er ikke facts der er i den Rasteds sang - det er pseudo facts.
Men ok folk vil jo underholdes (bedrages)
Avatar billede majsmarken Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:08 #14
Point ???
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:09 #15
Er man intresseret i interresante facts så kan jeg anbefale denne bog:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0714834491/104-1974974-2570353?v=glance
Jeg har den selv.
Avatar billede vejmand Juniormester
19. oktober 2004 - 18:12 #16
Tak tak  c",)
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:12 #17
Eller man kan læse det her magazin fra NY: http://www.cabinetmagazine.org
De går i dybden med mange interresante ting. Dog er det meget intellektuelt til tider.
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:13 #18
Doggy82> Forstår godt dit "bitcheri". Jeg hader også selve sangen, men synes nu ikke at alle "facts'ne" er det rene bedrag. Det meste af det er der sikkert hold i - men jo, pseudo-facts er måske meget rammende at kalde det.
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:13 #19
Hvad var lige grunden til at jeg ikke fik alle pointene her???
Avatar billede majsmarken Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:14 #20
Lidt mere facts ka' måske ses i denne kendte bog:
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/
- nu da vi er igang ?
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:15 #21
willsonn> Jeg tror bare at majsmarken er flink, og defor gerne vil give lidt til dem som prøver at hjælpe :D
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:15 #22
Hva?
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:17 #23
Ok, men er det ikke kotume, at man får pointene hvis man er den første som kommer med et konkret korrekt svar?
Avatar billede vejmand Juniormester
19. oktober 2004 - 18:17 #24
Avatar billede majsmarken Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:18 #25
<willsonn>: Bare lidt point fordelning til [svar] som kunne bruges. Istedet for bare [afvis] som [vejmand] ellers ville have fået smidt i hovedet hvis du havde fået alle point...
Avatar billede majsmarken Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:18 #26
(Det må I selv slås om...)
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:21 #27
well, i nogle spørgsmål er det oplagt at dele point ud til svar "som kan bruges" - dog ikke her (efter min mening)
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 18:29 #28
Årh lad nu vær' med de der små diskutioner.
Det handler jo bare om at vise at man sætter pris på folks hjælp.
Pointsne betyder sgu ikke så meget
Avatar billede willsonn Nybegynder
19. oktober 2004 - 18:33 #29
Jo, for man kan få dem vekslet om til €uro'er ved kassen når man går ud! :o)
Just kidding!
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 19:14 #30
Hmm jeg har 18.942 points.
18.942 € = 140.892 dejlige danske kroner.
Hvor skriver man sit kontonummer ind?
Avatar billede doggy82 Praktikant
19. oktober 2004 - 19:25 #31
Willson, hvis det ikke passer så skylder du mig 140.892 kr ;D

Just kidding!
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