Haiku Quiz

Jeg har lavet nogle engelske Haiku digte med henblik på at bruge det som undervisningsmateriale. Men først ville jeg lige høre om det er noget Eksperten kan svare på - bare fordi det giver mening for mig selv, er det jo ikke sikkert det gør for andre.

I skal gætte hvad hvert haiku repræsenterer. De fleste repræsentere operative eller netværks-relaterede ting, men der er også nogle enkelte sarkastisk sjove :)

De 200 point vil blive fordelt ud over de rigtige svar :)

#1

I send a package
The receiver says thank you
I don't really care

#2

I put forth my hand
I get a hand shaking mine
I shake the hand back

#3

Tell me who you are
Somebody else wants to know
I'll remember it

#4

Many things on my mind
Yesterday I learned Something
Today, I forgot

#5

Hello, Are you there?
The connection must be slow
I get no reply

#6

You know who made me
Nobody else is like me
My Switches know me

#7

Carry HD sound
Carry HD Video
Simultaneously

#8

It was so quiet
Suddenly, so much data
Now I am silent

#9

Repeatable Tasks
Day after day after day
What is my purpose

#10

This doesn't make sense
I am cheap and flexible
Yet I am not used

#11

I am expensive
Also very unstable
Yet people buy me

#12

World domination
We are not so far from it
Microsoft remains

#13

Enable Hashtag
Now you can configure me
Remember to save

#14

I run through cables
I am either on or off
A number can tell

#15

I tell people names
I know a lot of people
Or at least their names

#16

I send her a byte
I hope she'll acknowledge it
Then I'll Synchronize

#17

I once looked different
But I am the same inside
I don't look like it

#18

Nobody likes me
Most of the time I'm useless
Someday they'll love me

#19

If this is not right
It's probably your own fault
I don't make mistakes

#20

I take little space
It doesn't sound very good
Something is missing

#21

Where do I go now?
Let me give you directions
This is the best way

#22

Do you want an IP?
Let me check what's available
It's only for rent

#23

If you do hear me
You are in my neighbourhood
Now I can see you

#24

Yesterday I saw
Oh did you just miss all that?
I'll tell you again