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LIBERIAN PETROLEUM REFINING COMPANY
13 LYNCH STREET, MONROVIA
LIBERIA
Tel/Fax: + 231 29 22 29 
Email: dr.williams@themail.com



Dear Sir,

        RE: URGENT/CONFIDENTIAL TRANSFER OFFUNDS

I am Dr. Femill Williams, a Director of the Contracts Award and review  Department with the Liberian Petroleum Refining
Company, (LPRC). I am  contacting you on this business of transferring the sum of US$25,386,000.00 (Twenty Five Million
Three Hundred and Eighty Six thousand United States Dollars only) into a safe foreign account and the need is very urgent.

I got your contact from your country's business directory and it is  with business trust that made me to contact you on
this matter. I write to solicit for your assistance to receive this money onmy behalf. A consortium of foreign contractors
generated this money from an over invoiced contract sum for contracts that were executed in my corporation (LPRC).

I am contacting you to assist me transfer and receive this money because as a civil servant,
I am not permitted to own foreign accounts due to civil service code of conduct here in my country.
Also the fund must be transferred abroad because foreign contractors executed the contracts originally.
And we have to take advantage of the civil war that oust President Charles Taylor to make
sure that this business is completed in no time.

After the transfer is done, 20% of this sum would be for you as compensation for your assistance in
transferring this money, 5% would be used to reimburse the expenses made during the processing of the
transfer by both parties, while 75% is for me.

I will arrange to travel to meet with you immediately after the  successful conclusion of the transfer; the 75% share
of mine will be used for investment overseas.

If you are interested I will require the following nformation as  mentioned below to initiate the transaction:
1. Name to be used as beneficiary and beneficiary's address.
2. Your private and confidential telephone/ fax number(s)
3. The best time to reach you by phone

I hope to conclude this business within the next 14 days. Looking  forward to your anticipated and urgent positive esponse.
Please note that because of the civil war currently going on in my country, it would be best torespond by email since it may
be difficult to contact me by phone.

I encourage you to maintain absolute confidentiality over the  transaction for our mutual benefits.

Best regards,


Dr. Femill Williams