75 eksperter = ingen spm? hvorfor?

Stil selv et spørgsmål

du kunne evt. gøre nogen af dine 4 sider færdige... én er nede og tre er under construction *gg*

Det har jeg gjort!! :-)

Ingen sp., hvad med det her??http://www.eksperten.dk/spm/52302

Godt Bill Gates ikke bygger biler

Somme tider kan det være smartest at tie stille. Også selvom man er ajer af Microsoft, Windows-opfinder og global computer-guru. Som nu Bill Gates, som for nogen tid siden sammenlignede computerindustrien med bilindustrien. Han sagde blandt andet: >>Hvis General Motors havde udviklet teknologien i samme takt som computerindustrien, ville vi i dag alle køre rundt i biler der kunne køre 100 miles på en gallon benzin<<

Bill Gates fik den lige i nakken igen. General Motors reagerede ret hurtigt med en pressemeddelelse - for lige at sætte tingene på plads. Svaret lød: >>Hvis GM havde udviklet en teknologi som Microsoft, ville vi i dag køre rundt i biler med følgende egenskaber:

- Din bil ville, tilsyneladende uden grund gå i stykker op til to gange dagligt.

- Hver gang man malede nye striber på vejene, måtte man købe en ny bil.

- Din bil ville jævnligt gå i stå på motorvejen. Men du ville acceptere det, genstarte og køre videre.

- I stedet for advarselslamper for temperatur, olie, batteri m.v, ville der kun være én lampe, som betyder \"generel fejl\".

- Airbag systemet ville først spørge \"er du sikker\", før det kunne udløses.

- Bilen ville jævnligt låse sig selv, og man ville kun komme ud via særlige tricks - f.eks. ved samtidig at vride dørhåndtaget, drej nøglen og trække i antennen.

- Hver gang en ny bil blev sendt på markedet, skulle man tage et nyt kørekort. Mange ting ville fungere helt anderledes end i den gamle bil.

- Og endelig skulle man trykke på startknappen for at stoppe bilen. 

ljweb

Er igang!
Jeg syns bare at eksperten er lidt for stille her til aften

Bare lige lidt underholdning, hvis du stadig keder dig.....*SS*

matias *lol* (lige i øjet du\"

Bedst til den kvindlige del af eksperten, men Blood, du vil nok godt kunne gå an i den kategori *gg*



UPGRADING TO HUSBAND 1.0
=====
Dear Tech  Support:

My name is Sue and recently I upgraded from&#12288;Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband&#12288;1.0 and noticed that the new program began
making unexpected changes to the accounting software,
severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product
brochure.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable
programs such as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3,
and Opera Night 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs
such as Poker Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0, Golf 2.4
and Clutter Everywhere 4.5.  Conversation 8.0 no longer
runs, and invariably crashes the system.
Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 14.1
or House Cleaning 2.6.  I\'ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of only limited
effectiveness.  Can you help, please!! 

Sincerely,
Sue

=====

Dear Sue:

This is a very common problem women complain about,
but it is mostly due to a primary misconception.  Many
people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with
no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT
package.  However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and was designed by its creator to run as few applications
as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and
return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not
designed to do this.  Hidden operating files within your
system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0,
so nothing is gained.  It is impossible to uninstall, delete,
or purge the program files from the system, once installed. 
Any new program files can only be installed once per year,
as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory.  Error messages
are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

In desperation to play some of their \"old time\" favorite
applications, or to get new applications to work, some
women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. 
However, these women end up with more problems than
encountered with Husband 1.0.

Look in your manual under \"Warnings: Divorce/Child Support.\"
You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and
comes bundled with Heart Break 1.3.  I recommend you
keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange
and illogical system.  Having Husband 1.0 installed myself,
I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding
General Partnership Faults [GPFs].
This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed
by the parent company as an integral part of the operating
system.
Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults
and problems, regardless of root cause.  To activate this
great feature enter the command \"C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
ME\".  Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously
while entering the command.
Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3
and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8. TECH TIP!  Avoid excessive
use of this feature.
Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and
ultimately YOU may have to give a \"C: I APOLOGIZE\"
command before the system will return to normal operations.
Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy
Silence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0.  Beer 6.0 is a very
bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create Fat Belly
files and Snoring Loudly wave files that are very hard to
delete.
Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip! 
Just remember!  The system will run smoothly, and take
the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature
it can only intermittently run all the applications
Boyfriend 5.0 ran.  Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly.  Consider buying additional software to improve
performance.

I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3, and
Patience 10.1.  Used in conjunction, these utilities can
really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly.  After
several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar
and you will find many valuable embedded features such
as Fix Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2, and Best Friend 7.6.
A final word of caution!  Do NOT, under any circumstances,
install MotherInLaw1.0.  This is not a supported application,
and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system.
Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until
Mother In Law 1.0 is uninstalled.
I hope these notes have helped.  Thank you for choosing
to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish
you the best of luck in coming years.  We trust you will
learn to fully enjoy this product!

Tech Support

loooooooooooooooooooooler

ljweb>>  du var hurtig til at kopiere ideèn hva...*SS*

kom liiige i tanke om en mail jeg fik før idag... fra en kvindlig bekendt velatmærke :)))))

ljweb>>...men sjov...det var den...*GGGG*

ja besynderligt. Sidste uge var kanon, men siden tirdag, nada. Ikke en chance for at holde kvoten.

kik på http://www.eksperten.dk/spm/52392

1) for meget risikovillig kapital. Få salgsstatistikken op ved at give gratis produkt. Så flotte (salgs)tal kan trække mere risikovillig kapital. besynderlig markedsøkonomi.

2) e-mail adresser. x@hotmail.com, x@yahoo.com, x@any_free_email.com er for pøbelen. En sælger der præsenterer sig med sådan en er suspekt; i bedste fald amatør, i værste fald svindler. Ikke seriøs. Den udvikling vil fortsætte. for at have en chance skal email være fra mega domæne: x@GeneralMotors.com eller være checkbart unik: jakoba@jakoba.dk så man kan whoisse og finde ansvarlig person. x@gratis.com == postordre fra po box. ingen rører det med en ildtang. (ganske som for 30 år siden:)

mvh JakobA

tak for point og hyggeligt samvær.... :-))